Oh, Mariah Carey, the songbird supreme who taught us all how to hit notes so high that only dogs and angels can truly appreciate them. She's the diva of divas, the queen of glitter, and the unofficial spokesperson for every shower singer belting out "All I Want for Christmas is You."

Picture this: you rip open an envelope you just received in the mail (and yes, the envelope is included, because Mariah wouldn't have it any other way), open the card, and there she is, Mariah in all her glass shattering high note glory!

The printed message inside is simple yet powerful – "Hope you get all you want this season!" It's not just a greeting; it's a threat wrapped in Mariah magic, destined to make hearts race.

And the size? We're talking 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" of compact festivity. It's not too big to overwhelm your mantle, but it's just big enough to scream, "Hey, look at me! I’m Mariah Carey and I swim in evening gowns and heels."

So, when you send this card, you're not just mailing a piece of paper; you're sending a warning. Ready or not, the Queen is defrosting. And all she wants for Christmas is you.

The folding card comes with an envelope.

The inside message reads:

"Hope you get all you want this season!"

Measures 5 1/2" x 4 1/4"