Have you ever looked at a cat and thought, "What if you were also a glam rock god?"

We know you have, you weirdo. And this Meowie Bowie Ornament is here to turn those sick feline fantasies into reality and to jingle your bells so hard, they might just chime in harmony with Bowie himself.

Decked out in the iconic red, white, blue, and blue lightning bolt, a soft pink nose, and long lashes, this hand-painted glass marvel is the lovechild of a sassy white puss and the inimitable "Aladdin Sane” cover; it's a cat-tastic musical revolution hanging on your tree, demanding attention and applause.

So, don't fight it – slap this masterpiece on your tree and let it turn into a shrine of feline fabulousness and rock 'n' roll royalty. MEOW.

HEIGHT: 2.75" H