Well, well, well, look at you, living in the lap of luxury with your very own Press For Champagne Ornament. Material? Glass, darling. Because who wants a champagne button made of cardboard? Not you. You're classy, you press glass buttons.

Now, you might be wondering, "Why do I need a Press For Champagne Ornament?" Well, my friend, because you've officially reached the level of fabulous where pressing a button for champagne is a necessity, not a luxury.

This tiny, hand-painted masterpiece measures 2.75"L, 1.25"W, and 5"H – basically the size of your dreams of a never-ending champagne supply.