Oh, buckle up, folks, because we're about to talk about a card that's the equivalent of giving the finger to everything – it's the "Fuck Everything Black and Gold Foil Card" from the masterminds at Spitfire Girl. If you've ever wanted to send a greeting card that exudes, "I'm over it," well, darling, this is your golden (literally) ticket.

Picture this: a classic gold foil design spelling out the sentiment we've all felt at some point – "Fuck Everything." It's like poetry, but with a punch. Set against a black background, it's the kind of card that says, "I'm not here for your nonsense, I'm here to make a statement."

Now, let's talk versatility. This isn't just a card; it's a multi-purpose piece of art. Need to send an original note? Boom, got it covered. Looking for the perfect accompaniment to a gift? Well, look no further. Want a small piece of art that encapsulates your mood? This card is your tiny, profanity-laced masterpiece.

And the best part? It's not just some awkwardly sized card that requires special postage. Nope, it's a standard 5" x 6" when closed, so you can stick a stamp on it and send your "Fuck Everything" vibes far and wide.

But wait, there's more! It even includes an envelope because even though you're telling everything to take a hike, you still believe in the value of presentation.

So, if you're ready to give a big ol' middle finger to whatever's bothering you, if you want to send a card that says what we've all been thinking, grab yourself the "Fuck Everything Black and Gold Foil Card." It's not just a card; it's a mood, a vibe, and a whole lot of gold foil attitude. Cheers to saying it like it is!

- Requires standard postage.

- Includes Envelope for mailing.

- Measures 5" x 6" when closed.